Meet Cluck Muck

cluck muck is a talented auto mechanic. he likes working on the 30s and 40s jobs, not all of these flashy new cars with huge tail fins and too many headlights. these days he mostly minds his own business. his dad was in the war you know, didn't make it back. Cluck had a lot of growing up to do on his own.

The Hero

The Legend

How can i say this polietely. chicks dig cluck muck. he might have been hatched with a leather jacket and sunglasses on. I'm not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me.

it is rumored that cluck once fixed a carburetor with a toothbrush and a can of ajax.